Monday, February 06, 2006

Ode to Shit

Here's that Ode I was talking about. Don't worry, this isn't my ode for English. For that one, I'm going to attempt one slightly less sarcastic and slightly more deep. But for your enjoyment:

An Ode to Shit

Oh wonderous, marvelous shit
How you fall from the ends of men
And cover the ground in your glory

No man has lived
That hasn't built a throne to your power
And kneeled down to your unwavering will

May your days, like the stars in heaven
Be long and countless
As you lead the way for man and woman alike

What other universal
Could match a king with a pauper
or a beggar with a noble

Oh, wonderous shit
Thou hast great power in you

Marvelous shit,
Thou art captivating

Mankind squats in your name
Til the end of our days.

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